14 Nov 2006

Laugh a bit...

Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she".


A Hole in One
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!"


What She Says, What He Hears
What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now you'll have no clothes to wear."

What a Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


7 comments:

Noushy Syah said...

...coz that's what in majority men's brain are...lallalalala..and that include YOU, You, You and yezzzz MIld You?...muahahhahaha..bla bla bla bla bla...

p/s aiykkk...gotcha from the cow,and gosh how dare you?!Rasakan kena tendang!!Even animal doesn't lke being compared to human...*wink wink*..lol

cdorsey said...

I found you on blogmad and those are TOO funny. Thanks for the laughs tonight!

MiLd said...

Noushy: Again... Ngeh ngeh ngeeeeehhhh... LOL.. Correction: My brain is OK eh... ;)

cdorsey: Glad you like it. Thanks for beibg here. :D

Masy said...

rasanya d asben bkn kene tendang dgn lembu, tp kene blasah dgn wife dia..ermm..

betul ke tak tuh?

MiLd said...

Masy: Yeah... you are right 'cos "a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat", that "five iron" is a kayu golf! LOL!!! That was really funny right?! :D

aman said...

Lawak tul..walaupun tak berapa pandai English tapi masih boleh paham memang lawak lol...

MiLd™ said...

aman,
Hahahaha, bini pun tengoklah dulu kan? Main balun aje... lol!

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