14 Nov 2006

Laugh a bit...

Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she".

A Hole in One
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!"

What She Says, What He Hears
What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now you'll have no clothes to wear."

What a Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


Noushy Syah said...

...coz that's what in majority men's brain are...lallalalala..and that include YOU, You, You and yezzzz MIld You?...muahahhahaha..bla bla bla bla bla...

p/s aiykkk...gotcha from the cow,and gosh how dare you?!Rasakan kena tendang!!Even animal doesn't lke being compared to human...*wink wink*..lol

cdorsey said...

I found you on blogmad and those are TOO funny. Thanks for the laughs tonight!

MiLd said...

Noushy: Again... Ngeh ngeh ngeeeeehhhh... LOL.. Correction: My brain is OK eh... ;)

cdorsey: Glad you like it. Thanks for beibg here. :D

Masy said...

rasanya d asben bkn kene tendang dgn lembu, tp kene blasah dgn wife dia..ermm..

betul ke tak tuh?

MiLd said...

Masy: Yeah... you are right 'cos "a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat", that "five iron" is a kayu golf! LOL!!! That was really funny right?! :D

aman said...

Lawak tul..walaupun tak berapa pandai English tapi masih boleh paham memang lawak lol...

MiLd™ said...

Hahahaha, bini pun tengoklah dulu kan? Main balun aje... lol!

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