31 Aug 2008

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8 Aug 2008

World's Ten Most Corrupt Leaders

World's Ten Most Corrupt Leaders1

NamePositionFunds embezzled2
1. Mohamed SuhartoPresident of Indonesia (1967–1998)$15–35 billion
2. Ferdinand MarcosPresident of the Philippines (1972–1986)5–10 billion
3. Mobutu Sese SekoPresident of Zaire (1965–1997)5 billion
4. Sani AbachaPresident of Nigeria (1993–1998)2–5 billion
5. Slobodan MilosevicPresident of Serbia/Yugoslavia (1989–2000)1 billion
6. Jean-Claude DuvalierPresident of Haiti (1971–1986)300–800 million
7. Alberto FujimoriPresident of Peru (1990–2000)600 million
8. Pavlo LazarenkoPrime Minister of Ukraine (1996–1997)114–200 million
9. Arnoldo Alem├ínPresident of Nicaragua (1997–2002)100 million
10. Joseph EstradaPresident of the Philippines (1998–2001)78–80 million
1. Defined as former political leaders who have been accused of embezzling the most funds from their countries over the past two decades.
2. All sums are estimates of alleged embezzlement and appear in U.S. dollars.

Source: Transparency International Global Corruption Report 2004.

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Glad I’m a Man

I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.
I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.


I won’t spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair


and I don’t go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every directi
on.
I don’t whine in public and make us leave early

and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.


I’m glad I’m a man, I’m so glad I could sing.
I don’t have to sit around waiting for that ring.

I don’t gossip about friends or stab them in the back.

I don’t carry our differences into the sack.

I’ll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there’s trying to steal you.

I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too

I know what the time is and I know what to do.


And I honestly think it’s a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.

I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball

It’s more fun than dealing with women after all.


I won’t cry if you figure out it’s not going to work
I won’t remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure

I won’t assume it’s permanent by any measure.


Yes, I’m glad I’m a man, a man you see
I’m glad I’m not capable of child delivery.

I don’t get all bitchy every 28 days

I’m glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.


I won’t spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair

I’m a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true
I’m so glad I’m a man and not a woman like you!


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