20 Dec 2005

Kalau Mahu Senang

Mukadimah
Malam tadi aku call sahabat ku Khalid Salleh minta izin untuk menyiarkan puisi-puisinya dari antologi puisinya Bukan Apa-Apa di blog ini. Alhamdulillah dia izinkan! Terima kasih banyak-banyak Wak... Aku tak pasti di zaman sekarang ni masih ada lagi ke orang yang berminat untuk menghayati puisi??? Meleraikan yang tersirat dari yang tersurat perlukan fikiran yang tajam, perasaan yang halus serta dibantu oleh siri-siri pengalaman yang ditempuhi dalam kehidupan seseorang insan itu. Oleh itu buat permulaan aku paparkan puisi beliau yang berjudul Kalau Mahu Senang.


KALAU MAHU SENANG

aku sedang mencari rumusan
bagaimana buah kelapa bersabut dan bertempurung keras
lepas itu hasilnya akan ku berikan kepada semua orang
supaya mereka jangan makan buah kelapa
setidak-tidaknya untuk beberapa ketika
sebab buah kelapa mengandungi minyak dan air sekali gus

minyak boleh membuat hati manusia menjadi kotor
sebab kenyataannya ramai pesakit darah tinggi dan kencing manis
menjauhi masakan yang mengandungi minyak dan gula

setelah berjaya rumusan itu nanti
barangkali para sarjana akan mengeluarkan sebuah kenyataan
bahawa kencing manis dan darah tinggi bermula dari buah kelapa
sebaiknya untuk mengelakkan
supaya jangan terkena sakit yang membimbangkan itu
setiap keluarga jangan menggunakan kelapa dalam masakannya

aku pun diberi sijil kerana kegigihanku
dalam menyelidiki sebab apa buah kelapa
menjadi buah pertemuan
minyak dan gula serta air
kerana itu
Tuhan memang seni dan bijaksana
sehingga pertemuan kulit dengan isi
tersimpul dalam sebuah biji kelapa
perkara ini memang sangat menakjubkan
tapi sangat jarang yang membuat perhatian terhadapnya

kalau mahu senang
buatlah perumpamaan diri
kenapa mulut dan hati begitu sukar
mengakui adanya pertemuan
dunia dan akhirat di sebalik kekerasan jantung
yang memang menyerupai
bentuk sebiji kelapa.

- Khalid Salleh
Sanggar Karya

1998.

This is What Oprah Has to Say About Men


If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant tobe.
Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you trulyhappy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behaviour.*

Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a twoWay street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationshipYou should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary... not supplementary.

Dating is fun... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted. -Isn't this TRUE!!!!!
Never move into his mother's house.Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
* Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another prepare.



Me = Huh!!! Phew!!! I am sweating...

19 Dec 2005

Public Toilet in Houston...

Here's a picture of a public toilet in Houston.

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Now that you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, just spend some more time scrolling down to see how it looks from inside..!!



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That's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box. Would you use it?!?!!!!!....

15 Dec 2005

My New Site

I am a bit busy right now working on my new site :-)
http://cybermild.bravehost.com

12 Dec 2005

11th Asean Summit

Please note that Twenty-four roads around the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre, the venue for the 11th Asean Summit, will be closed from 7.30am to 8.30am and 7.30pm and 8.30pm on Monday, Dec 12, Tuesday, Dec 13 and Wednesday, Dec 14 (morning only)

Motorists have been advised to avoid using those roads during the period, or to take public transport.

Any query should be referred to the Traffic Control Room (Ops Asean XI) at 03-20268414 or 03- 20729044 (ext 6072).

The main roads affected are Jalan Bukit Bintang, Jalan Sultan Ismail, Jalan P.Ramlee, Jalan Pinang and Jalan Pahang.

Sections of the roads to be closed are:

  • Jalan Bukit Bintang/Jalan Imbi (LTAT) junction -- traffic from Jalan Tun Razak to Bukit Bintang will be diverted to Jalan Imbi
  • Jalan Bukit Bintang/Jalan Raja Chulan junction -- traffic from Jalan Raja Chulan will be diverted to Jalan Bukit Bintang/Jalan Tun Razak
  • Jalan Bukit Bintang/Jalan Sultan Ismail junction (from Jalan Imbi to Jalan P.Ramlee, closure of the right lane)
  • Jalan Raja Chulan/Jalan Sultan Ismail junction -- traffic from KL Tower to Jalan Perak will be diverted to Jalan Puncak/Jalan Ramlee
  • Jalan Raja Chulan/Jalan P.Ramlee junction -- traffic from Jalan P.Ramlee (bus and taxi lane) will be diverted to Jalan Sultan Ismail
  • Jalan Puncak/Jalan P.Ramlee junction -- traffic from KL Tower to Jalan P.Ramlee and Jalan Sultan Ismail will be diverted to Jalan Raja Chulan
  • Lorong P.Ramlee/Jalan P.Ramlee junction -- traffic will be diverted to Jalan Raja Chulan
  • Jalan Sultan Ismail/Jalan Ampang junction -- traffic from Jalan Raja Abdullah to Jalan P.Ramlee will be diverted to Jalan Ampang while traffic from Jalan Ampang/Dang Wangi to Jalan Ampang will be diverted to Jalan Raja Abdullah.
  • Jalan P.Ramlee/Lorong Perak junction
  • Jalan Perak/Jalan P.Ramlee junction
  • Jalan P.Ramlee/Jalan Pinang junction
  • KLCC/Jalan Pinang traffic light;
  • traffic from Jalan Perak to Jalan Pinang (UOA)
  • Jalan Changkat Kia Peng/Jalan Kia Peng
  • Persiaran Stonor/Jalan Stonor
  • Jalan Stonor/Jalan Kia Peng junction to Jalan Raja Chulan and KLCC
  • Jalan Stonor/Exxon Mobil junction to Exxon Mobil
  • Lorong Kuda/Jalan Stonor junction -- traffic will be diverted to the KLCC carpark and Jalan Medan Kuda
  • Medan Kuda/Jalan Binjai junction -- traffic will be diverted to Jalan KLCC
  • Lorong Binjai/Jalan Binjai -- traffic will be diverted to Jalan Medan Kuda and Jalan Tun Razak
  • Jalan Ampang/Jalan Tun Razak junction -- traffic from Ampang to KLCC will be diverted to Jalan Tun Razak while traffic from Jalan Tun Razak will be diverted to Jalan Ampang and Jalan Tun Razak
  • KLCC exit/Jalan Ampang from Hotel Nikko
  • Jalan Ampang/Jalan Yap Kwan Seng junction -- traffic from Jalan Yap Kwan Seng will be diverted to Jalan Ampang while traffic from Jalan Ampang (Renaissance) will be diverted to Jalan Yap Kwan Seng and
  • Jalan Kia Peng/Jalan Raja Chulan junction -- traffic will diverted to Jalan Perak.

5 Dec 2005

MiLd Toolbar

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2 Dec 2005

Technorati Profile

Conclusive proof of global warming

1 Dec 2005

The Guys' Rules

At last, a guy who has taken the time to write this down.

We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, motorcycles, shooting or our hobby.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can to give them some guide lines.

Pass this to as many women as you can to give them an insight to the truth.

Me = :-) ROTFL!!!
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