19 May 2006

How to be sure if someone is an idiot!

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:-

  • Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
  • Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
  • Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
  • Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
  • Tries to drown a fish.
  • If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
  • Thinks socialism means partying.
  • Trips over a cordless phone.
  • Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
  • At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
  • Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  • Studies for a blood test and fails.
  • Invents a solar powered flashlight.
  • Sells the car for gas money.
  • Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
  • Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
  • Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.


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