12 Jan 2006

Jokes for you

pauvres maris...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and starts screaming

"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOODNESS! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my GOODNESS! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST yourmind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him incredulously. "What in heavens name is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

"No," the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it's like when I'm driving with you in the car...."



Women.....Explained by Engineers Part I

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