20 Dec 2006

At the President's office...


Just found this... thought you might have a laugh, too. :-)
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S: Secretary
P: President
C: Condi
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S: Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.
P: Good, send her in.
S: Yes, Sir.
(Condi comes in)
C: Good morning, Mr. President.
P: Oh, Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
C: Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
P: Great Condi. Lay it on me.
C: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
P: Well, that's what I want to know.
C: Well, that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
P: Well, that's what I'm asking you Condi. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
P: I mean the fellow's name.
C: Hu.
P: The guy in China.
C: Hu.
P: The new leader of China.
C: Hu.
P: The Chinaman!
C: Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
P: What are you asking me for?
C: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
P: Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China?
C: That's the man's name.
P: That's whose name?
C: Yes.
P: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, Sir.
P: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
C: That's correct, Sir.
P: Then who is in China?
C: Yes, Sir.
P: Yassir is in China?
C: No, Sir.
P: Then who is?
C: Yes, Sir.
P: Yassir?
C: No, Sir.
P: Condi, you're starting to piss me off now and it's not 'cause you're black. Neither, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
C: Kofi Annan?
P: No, thanks. And Condi call me George. Stop with that ebonics crab.
C: You want Kofi?
P: No.
C: You don't want Kofi.
P: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
C: Yes, Sir.
P: Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
C: Kofi?
P: Milk! Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?
P: Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
C: No, Hu is the guy in China.
P: Will you stay out of China!
C: Yes, Sir.
P: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi.
P: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
C: Hello, Rice here.
P: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

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