Retired people, what they do to make their days interesting...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, the other day I went into town and went to a shop on the high street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, but when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I then called him a B*****d. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of stinking dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I don't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.