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Dildo - Fun Toi

Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau

Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau

I absolutely agree! - No Daut

Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi

Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh

Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun

Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi

Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau

Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King

I think our friend is homo - He Gai

Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Dam Ting

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong

Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun

Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting

Are You horny? - Yu Har Dik

You´re just so stupid - Fak Ju

I just get drunk so easy - On Li Tu

Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? - Ju Tu Hai

I´ve got something in my eye - Aut Mai Ai

You explained that before, but finally I understand - Ai See Nau

Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? - Mun So Brait.

Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run

Oh, just look at that Ferrari! - Big Boi Toi

I´m just so horny - Ma Dik Big

As I said before, Microsoft sucks! - Fa Kin Kom Pu Da

I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! - Jum Pin Hai

Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee
outdoor - Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee

Ok listen, this got to look like an accident - Hit Mai Ai

He’s cleaning his automobile - He Wa Shing Ka

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting

I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching

Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man - Dum Fuk

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

Great - Fa Kin Su Pah