It's all the same...

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.*

*Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."*

*The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.*

*In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."*

*Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."*

*The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."