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Women's English:
Men's English:
- Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Maybe = No
- We need = I want...
- I am sorry = You'll be sorry
- We need to talk = You're in trouble.
- Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
- Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
- I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English:
- I am hungry = I am hungry.
- I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
- I am tired = I am tired.
- Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
- I love you = Let's have sex now.
- I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
- May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
- I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
6 comments:
Good one!
I remember reading it as a fwd and saying to myself ... so true!!
GBU
Arti
LOL. I was browsing BlogMad for a few laughs today. I wasn't disappointed.
What men's thinking is likely more to sex. Its that what u mean?..
eemmm...likes guy don't date gerl to get to know them better....macam untuk temporary fun, not for a long standing relationship..
Oh well, I guess this is the women's English Asian version tak?...tehehhee..coz we here meant what we say...oopsss,yes means yes, No means NOOO..and saying No doesn't make you a bad person.
But seing the others..seems rite!!ngehhhhhhhhhh.As for men's English, tehehehe..you know better!!
To arty, pinoy, lyandz and ann: Thanks for the comments. To noushy shah: Ngeh ngeh ngeeeeeehhhhhh... LOL!
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