Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

3 May 2008

Men Vs Women

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men.

'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man.

'Watch and learn,' answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'



(I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women)... ;)


13 Apr 2007

Bad signs given by girls...


FINE
Ini la yg perempuan suka gunakan utk hentikan pergaduhan, lebih2 lg bila dia rasa dia yg betul & anda kena diam. Jgn sesekali gunakan perkataan ini utk memberi gambaran rupanya, terutama sekali apabila dia sedang mencuba pakaian di kedai – hanya akan membawa anda berdua bergaduh.

LIMA MINIT
Ini sebenarnya bererti setengah jam. Ianya sama jg dgn lima minit yg perlawanan bola sepak akan berakhir sblm anda membawa sampah ke luar, jd ini adalah pertukaran yang seimbang.

TAKDE APE-APE
Ini bermakna "something" dan anda perlu berjaga-jaga! Perkataan ini melambangkan perasaan perempuan yg inginkan anda berputar-putar kat dlm mcm mesin basuh. Selalunya, ini akan memulakan pergaduhan yg akan bertahan selama LIMA MINIT dan diakhiri dgn FINE.

PERGILAH!!! (dengan kening terangkat)
Ini adalah satu cabaran yg akan membuat si perempuan menjadi marah dgn TAKDE APE-APE dan diakhiri dgn FINE.

PERGILAH... (dgn kening biasa)
Ini bermakna 'mengalah' atau 'buat je la apa awak nak sbb saya tak kisah'. Anda hanya akan mendapat situasi ini dan dlm beberapa minit diikuti dgn TAKDE APA-APA, FINE dan dia akan bercakap kembali dgn anda dlm masa LIMA MINIT apabila dia dah sejuk.

MENGELUH YANG KUAT
Ini sebenarnya bukanlah perkataan, tetapi kenyataan yg sering disalah-anggap oleh kaum lelaki. MENGELUH YANG KUAT bermakna dia merasakan anda adalah seorang yg bodoh ketika itu dan dia sendiri terfikir kenapalah dia menghabiskan masa di situ dan bergaduh mengenai TAKDE APE-APE.

MENGELUH YANG PERLAHAN
Lagi sekali, ini bukanlah perkataan. MENGELUH YG PERLAHAN bermaksud yg dia berasa puas. Adalah lebih elok jika anda duduk diam, jgn buat sebarang tindakan... dan dia akan kekal puas.

OKAY LAH
Ini adalah kenyataan yg paling merbahaya seorang perempuan boleh buat
kpd lelaki. OKAY LAH bermakna dia ingin berfikir panjang sblm dia membalas terhadap perbuatan anda yg telah menyakitkan hatinya. OKAY LAH selalunya digunakan dgn FINE bersama 'kening yang terangkat'.

BUAT LAH
Satu ketika di masa depan dlm masa terdekat, anda akan dilanda masalah besar.

TOLONG LA
Ini bukan kenyataan, sebaliknya adalah pelawaan. Seorang perempuan memberi anda peluang utk mengeluarkan sebarang alasan atau sebab di atas apa yg telah anda lakukan. Anda mempunyai peluang yg adil dgn kejujuran, jd berhati-hati dan anda tidak akan mendapat OKAY LAH.

TERIMA KASIH
Seorang perempuan mengucapkan terima kasih. Jgn pengsan. Terima dan ucapkan "sama-sama" understand?

TERIMA KASIH BANYAK-BANYAK!
Ini terlalu berbeza ataupun opposite utk TERIMA KASIH. Seorang perempuan akan menggunakan ini apabila dia dah terlampau marah pada anda. Ini menunjukkan yg anda telah menyinggung perasaannya dan akan diikuti dgn MENGELUH YANG KUAT. Berhati-hati utk tidak bertanya apa yg salah selepas MENGELUH YANG KUAT kerana ini hanya akan membuat dia berkata TAKDE APE-APE.

Sebenarnya susah nak faham perempuan ni.. Bak kate Ida Nerina dlm Sepet yg maknenye lebih kurang.. U don't need to understand us.. u just need to love us.. ;)

26 Apr 2006

Cheating!!!


This is how a woman cheating in an exams!!!

Then the college found the solution to overcome it... Huh!!! Women...!!! :p


20 Dec 2005

This is What Oprah Has to Say About Men


If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant tobe.
Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you trulyhappy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behaviour.*

Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a twoWay street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationshipYou should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary... not supplementary.

Dating is fun... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted. -Isn't this TRUE!!!!!
Never move into his mother's house.Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
* Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another prepare.



Me = Huh!!! Phew!!! I am sweating...


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