How to be sure if someone is an idiot!

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:-

• Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
• Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
• Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
• Tries to drown a fish.
• If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
• Thinks socialism means partying.
• Trips over a cordless phone.
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
• Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
• Studies for a blood test and fails.
• Invents a solar powered flashlight.
• Sells the car for gas money.
• Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
• Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
• Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.